All bloggers do this at some point and maybe it’s time to retire the “100 Things About Me” category, but there are some things that I still find interesting about myself that don’t quite make it into daily posts. ( Judging by that sentence, I should put “writes horrible run on sentences” on this list.) Anyway, here is the cliff notes version of Dawn.
1. I am extremely clumsy. I tend to fall alot and always have either a broken toe or a mystery bruise. They say that really smart people are clumsy. I must be a damn genius.
2. I have big boobs and I wouldn’t mind if they were bigger. Now that I’ve had a baby, I just want boobs that stay in one place.
3. I have been an apartment Leasing Consultant, Technical Writer, Real Estate Agent, Paralegal and soon to be teacher. I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.
4. I love to sing country music. I honestly do think that I can sing.
5. I’m a closet freak.
6. I am an absolute clean freak to the utmost extent. I don’t like WATER spots in the kitchen sink. If the remotes get moved on the table, I cannot think straight until they are right.
7. I fart alot and it’s loud.
8. I don’t poop very often. No one can figure out why and it makes me cranky.
9. I can tap dance. No really, I can. I would show you but you would just be distracted by the flopping boobs. It was much cuter when I was 100 pounds.
10. I am bi curious. I think I’m over this one for sure.
11. I am a beauty product whore. I have actually not paid my utilities so that I can go to Sephora.
12. I have issues with going to the bathroom in public restrooms. If anyone is in the restroom with me, I cannot pee at all. It’s like it creeps back up in me or something when it hears people.
13. I’ve been married for two years months to a man that I’ve been with for almost ten years.
14. I still haven’t changed my last name. Not because I don’t want to but because I’m too lazy. I did it this year.
15. I have a pitbull and I would let her eat children if she wanted to. Mazzy passed away.
16. I have been to see WWF live three times.
17. I wish McDonald’s would quit jacking around and make the McRib a permanent menu item.
18. I have three tattoos and once had three piercings.
19. I am double jointed.
20. I don’t like coffee or Starbucks or anything coffee related.
21. I’ve never even taken a drag from a cigarette.
22. I love Air Supply and Neil Diamond.
23. I don’t like anything Renaissance or Medievel related. No festivals, no movies, nothing.
24. I don’t like unannounced visitors. I think this is extremely rude.
25. I am afraid of the dark.
26. I get on kicks where I only want to eat one thing over and over again. Then I don’t want to see it ever again.
27. I am a marathon sleeper. I could sleep for 12 hours straight and I do on most weekends. This is one of the reasons that I am afraid to have children. Now that I have a child, I miss the sleep days soooo much.
28. I love TV. Perhaps a little too much. It ruins me if I miss one of my “shows”.
29. I am a breakfast person. I love it. I hardly ever wake up in time to have it though.
30. I cannot stand to be cold when I am eating. I like to be cold any other time, but if I have food, it irks me.
31. I love country music.
32. I do not like to be tickled. I may be laughing while it happens but seriously I want to hurt you. That will make me start a fight quicker than anything.
33. I am a girlie girl. My husband says that I am not.
34. I attended and completed the police academy but did not become a cop.
35. If I hear a phone number once, I generally will remember it for, if not forever, a very long time. I am pretty sure that this information is taking up space that I need. I’m probably a genius and I just can’t retain any new information because there are phone numbers already stored there.
36. I love to shave my legs.
37. I do not and will not eat vegetables. Lettuce tastes like crunchy water.
38. I have an unnatural fascination with death and dead people. I study serial killers more than I read the paper. I watch Discovery Health just to see what kind of horrific trauma will come in that night.
39. I can cook a mean batch of chicken enchiladas.
40. I have a strange fascination with the weather. I check it a few times a day usually.
41. I think that I am one of the funniest girls to ever live. I crack myself up all the time.
42. I have a tendency to go in the bathroom for an hour or so and sit on the counter and do what I call “mini-surgeries”. This would be where I remove hair bumps or whatever.
43. I have a constant reoccurring dream about water. I’m driving and the road turns to water.
44. I am an extremely light sleeper and have been known to get quite feisty when woken.
45. I don’t think that I’ve ever been on a real date.
46. I love to eat.
47. I’ve never had a job that I loved.
48. I smell good.
49. I’ve got cool hair.
50. I believe that pedicure and manicures are essential but do not make me high maintenance.
51. I am very close to my Mom.
52. I have a security clearance.
53. I hardly ever drink.
54. I love reality shows.
55. I am addicted to Coca-Cola classic. Diet Coke will not do, ever. There has got to be a diet out there that says this is okay for me.
56. I’ve had the same best friend since Kindergarden. She’s the pretty one and has legs that go up to heaven.
57. I curse like a sailor on crack. If that bothers anyone, I really don’t give a fuck. It bothers me that you are bothered. They are just words.
58. I look scarier than hell with no makeup. I’m a redhead. It just goes with the territory. I grew up in the South and was told to “go put on my face” and I’d feel better on a regular basis.
59. I’m a Cajun that doesn’t like seafood.
60. I am superstitious. Is 60 an unlucky number?
61. Better post one more just to be sure.
62. I believe in ghosts. I don’t know if I ever want to see one. I’m pretty sure I’ve felt some, but nothing really concrete.
63. I cannot, for the life of me, use the words bring or take correctly. If I supposed to say that I bring something somewhere, I say take. Or if I am supposed to take it, I say bring it. I’ve studied it over and over and it doesn’t click. Damn Louisiana Educational system.