Not having a job has really made me a domestic goddess. Today I went and bought two grape vines. I will have grapes to stomp my own wine within 2-3 years. Do grape vines understand how freaking long that is? I may not even live in this house anymore by then. I’ll have to sneak over here in the middle of the night and eat the grapes. This makes like the 23rd plant that I’ve purchased this week. Have I lost my mind? I don’t even like to go outside. There are bugs and dirt outside. Mostly in my plants.

I have to attend a “lingerie shower” on Saturday for a friend that is getting hitched. I called her mom tonight to find out if she is a Small or Extra Small and her mom told me that she “would get a small cause you don’t want anything too tight when you sleep”. Um yeah, we’re all under the impression that she’s gonna “sleep” on her Honeymoon. This is what I plan on getting her.

I do not know where you people find these things, but thank you to A Girl Named Bob for The Subservient Chicken. Who knew Burger King could be so clever! My favorite so far is to make him do the roger rabbit. It’s hilarious.

Well, since I quit my job, I’ve had so much time to get things done around here. I totally cleaned out my garage, which I’ve been meaning to do since I moved in here back in October. I painted my bedroom wall purple. I have begun “Operation Girly Kitchen”. I want a pink kitchen. It’s so 1950’s and something the boyfriend would never agree to, so now I am doing it. I have won a ton of loot on ebay such as a pink Pyrex lasagna pan and a pinup girl sugar canister. This is really fun! I’ll post pics once it’s done.

Well, it’s official. I am now a single woman. My boyfriend of seven years and I broke up for good this week. He’s moving all of his stuff out this weekend (not that he has much). Breakups are so ridiculously horrible and yet we still go on to date someone else. I wonder why we do this to ourselves. I’ll give more details later. I’m off to dinner with the girls for my birthday. What a great birthday week, huh?