What has America been missing? Glow in the dark butt crack.

Okay, you may think I’m a bitch for this and I don’t really care.  I am from that same little town that the Cajun lady on Trading Spouses is from.  Cajun people are so kind and caring and that other lady made them out to be stupid tacky dumbasses.  So, if you would like to send that crazy Vegan woman 50 pounds of Alligator meat, her address is:

Gates, Jim and Barbara
118 Scenic Dr,
El Cajon, CA 92021-4050
(619) 442-5195

Sorry Barbara, but that’s public information.  You should have thought of that before you went on the show and treated that wonderful family that way.  If anyone wants to help pay for ZZ’s college fund, go to this link and order one of his "gator’s don’t sweat" shirts.  http://www.zamsswamptours.com/

Correction: Thanks to Barbara’s neighbor, I was able to do some more research and find her correct address.  Thanks!

For some reason, the boy and I cannot get along to save our lives right now.  He is so moody.  Today we did yard work without speaking to each other.   Yeah, foreverness.  Another example, he is sitting downstairs with the TV blarring loud while I try to study cause he’s off of work for the next two days.  Oh, joy.  He has the A/C on 70 and a space heater on in the same room.  That means the A/C is working overtime to keep the room cool.  How can he be that retarded?  And he is so freaking stubborn, he won’t even listen to my reasoning.  I try to keep all of my bills down since he left me a few months ago and got his own apartment.  He lives here with me again, which I totally want.  However, he still has an obligation, no matter how stupid, to that other apartment.  So, basically I still pay all of my own bills.  He doesn’t have extra money to help out here because he stills pays for there.  Fun shit!  I hope to God that we break out of this little rut soon. 

So, if you want a Christmas card from me, please email me your mailing address.  I promise that I am absolutely too lazy to stalk you.

I am thankful for:

• An awesome fiance that has been my best friend for seven years now.  I’ve loved to hate him and hated to love him for that long now.  I mostly thankful that we’ve made peace with our relationship finally and we are taking the next step in our lives and getting married. 
• Two gorgeous doggies and one fat cat that make me smile each and every day.
• The most loving Mother and Father that a girl could ever wish for.
• So so many good friends that really truly care about me.
• Warm fresh clean sheets.
• The city of Austin, TX.
• The color pink.
• Blogging and all the cool bloggers that I’ve met along the way.
• My cute feet.
• My cool house and having the financial means to make it pretty.
• Being happy in life.
• Living in the US of A.

So, today I made a turkey, a ham, corn casserole, mac and cheese, potato casserole, stuffing, green bean casserole, gravy, rolls, and two sweet potato pies.  You know, to feed my family of 40 people.  No, not really, that was just for me and the boy.  Luckily, one of his friends showed up to help us gobble it all up.  However, leftovers for years.  Hope you all had a great Turkey Day.  Hope it was filled with the love of your family and that you are all safe and happy. 

Mother cuts off baby’s arms then waits calmly for police

By LISA FALKENBERG

PLANO, Texas - A mother cut off the arms of her baby daughter Monday, then called 911 and waited calmly until authorities arrived, police said.

Dena Schlosser, 35, was charged with murder after the girl died at a hospital in Plano, a Dallas suburb. Child-protective authorities said she had a history of post-partum depression.

Authorities said when they arrived at the family’s apartment, they found the nearly 11-month-old baby with her arms severed. Schlosser was waiting calmly, with blood on her clothing, police spokesman Carl Duke said.

Schlosser lived at the apartment with other family members, including her two older daughters. Police said the girls, ages 6 and 9, were not home when they arrived.

Texas Child Protective Services was called to the home in January after Schlosser was seen running down the street from her apartment, with one of her daughters, then 5, bicycling after her, authorities said.

When police and CPS arrived, the child told them her mother had left her 6-day-old baby sister alone in the apartment.

Schlosser appeared to be suffering from postpartum depression, Marissa Gonzales, a CPS spokeswoman, told the Dallas Morning News.

Schlosser was hospitalized for a few days. Her other two daughters were released to their father, who told authorities Schlosser had been acting strangely since the birth of the third child.

Once she was released from the hospital, Schlosser agreed to seek counseling and see a psychiatrist, Gonzales said. Caseworkers continued to visit the family through the spring and summer, and the case was closed Aug. 9.

(Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

Read my more at the bottom for the full scoop on him.

Religion In The Pharmacy?

NEW YORK, Nov. 23, 2004

Religion In The Pharmacy Lloyd Duplantis, owner of Lloyd’s Pharmacy in Gray, La., won’t sell contraceptives because he is religiously opposed. (Photo: CBS) "I don’t sell condoms. I don’t sell foams. I don’t sell creams. I don’t sell anything to do with contraception." Lloyd Duplantis, pharmacist ISSUES THAT DIVIDE This week, CBS News uses in-depth reporting and polls to examine several issues that divide the nation. Stories: • Evolution Showdown In Georgia • Religion In The Pharmacy? Polls: • Keep Theology Out Of Pharmacies • Creationism Trumps Evolution • America’s Cultural Divide • Bush’s Next Four Years

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Okay, latest celebrity gossip that I find of interest.

• Britney Spears is apparently pregnant.  According to US magazine, she told her white trash hubby that she is carrying his child on their honeymoon.  That would make three children for him now.  His ex is Shar Jackson from Moesha and she was pregnant when he hooked up with Britney.  I really feel bad for her.
• Anna Nicole Smith was trashed at the American Music Awards.  See it here.
• Stabbing at the Vibe Awards.  Keep it real, yo.
• In my ongoing obsession with the son from Nip/Tuck.  He is dating the actress that plays his mom on the show.  And he’s 27 in real life!  Eck!

Dawn’s favorite new finds by way of Lucky magazine and other places.  There are only a few more weeks until Christmas is here.  While I wish we could all just quit with the gift giving already and just enjoy seeing our loved ones, we can’t.  Santa is a corporate whore.  So here are a few of my favorite new online shopping sites and items.  Enjoy!

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Planning a wedding is totally just plain weird.  I never thought I’d be a bride.  Now I’m forcing the boy to listen to potential wedding dance songs.  He hates me.  What was your wedding song?  I want to know.

Grendel from Psychopigs finally started updating his blog again!  Go read him cause I love him more than potatoes.  Oh yeah, and he is playing my Sims2 game so that I will study.  He promised not to give it back to me until I graduate.  Friends don’t let friends play video games. 

McRib is back at McDonald’s for a Mclimited time, folks. Thank you Golden Arches for that pre-formed piece of grey meat covered in BBQ sauce.  You McRock my world.  This guy claims this is the recipe for it and this guy keeps watch for when another McRib sighting might happen. 

Isn’t she lovely?  Thanks, Mikey.  Play with her here.  She will not get naked.  Bitch.

Okay, so last night I played with that Clairol virtual hair thingy.  Here is my favorite.  Tell me what you think.  I have not changed my hair style in over 10 years.  It’s just that it’s curly and pretty and…and…boys like it.  So, I am so reluctant to do anything drastic.  Sorry I suck at cropping and my face is lumpy. 

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Put that in between www and .com and I bet you there’s a website for it.  I am thinking about changing my domain name or blog name or whatever because for one, alot of people can’t read me at work and for two, I can’t get a banner on Blog Explosion.  However, everything that I look up on godaddy.com that I would want to purchase is taken.  I have tried some crazy shit, too. 

Okay, kiddos, I am graduating from this year long hell of a paralegal program in like a month and so i feel like, what now?  I have someone at the school helping me with career placement but I like money and I’m not willing to settle.  So ideas of law school start creeping back into my brain.  And then I think, am I retarded?  I couldn’t hardly make it through this year without at least four small scale breakdowns and two really big ones.  Law school is three years, my friends.  THREE YEARS.  And then what about my plans to breed?  That would totally interrupt school.  And I would owe probably somewhere around $200,000 when I finished cause I already owe $45,000 for my undergrad plus this paralegal thing.  Bleck.  Why did I go and grow up?

This post from finslippy almost made me pee myself. 

Is it just me or does the kid from Nip/Tuck look ALOT like Michael Jackson and Ari from Planet of the Apes?

I just learned some new slang.  Baby batter.  God, that cracks me up.

Everyone go wish Rachel a happy birthday.  She’s a good little bitch.

I promise that this design is here to stay for a little while, at least. I’m loving it.

Today is history in the making, folks. No, not the election. Today at the grocery store, I bought apples crossed with GRAPES. According to the website, it is pronounced grape-l. It is a Fiji apple that is bathed through a patented process and in a few days the entire apple takes on the essence and mouth-watering taste of Concord grapes. They look like apples and smell and taste like grape Kool-Aid. Really cool!