Mexico has released a postage stamp featuring a little black caricature.  What is wrong with them?

She is so great and funny and takes awesome pics.  Here’s a link to my album share at shutterfly.  Let me know if you can’t access it.

http://share.shutterfly.com/osi.jsp?i=EeAMmjVqyatnDhQ&notag=1

I love this picture so much.  I ordered it from the photographer with a really neat border in 11×13 size.  Damn, wedding pictures are expensive for real.  I’ll have a link in a few minutes for you to see all of them once shutterfly uploads them all. 

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I have a Lexmark #50 and a Lexmark #60 ink cartridge that I will give to a good home.  I had just bought them and used them for maybe two weeks and my printer crapped out.  If you email me your address, I’ll send them to you.  They still have a BUNCH of ink in them.  I hate to just throw them away. 

Okay, you may think I’m a bitch for this and I don’t really care.  I am from that same little town that the Cajun lady on Trading Spouses is from.  Cajun people are so kind and caring and that other lady made them out to be stupid tacky dumbasses.  So, if you would like to send that crazy Vegan woman 50 pounds of Alligator meat, her address is:

Gates, Jim and Barbara
118 Scenic Dr,
El Cajon, CA 92021-4050
(619) 442-5195

Sorry Barbara, but that’s public information.  You should have thought of that before you went on the show and treated that wonderful family that way.  If anyone wants to help pay for ZZ’s college fund, go to this link and order one of his "gator’s don’t sweat" shirts.  http://www.zamsswamptours.com/

The wedding was awesome and I’ll sit and write more later, but I updated flickr with some of the snapshots that someone sent to me. 

People, I get married TOMORROW.  Aren’t any of you going to try to save me?  It’s so soon.  Oh God!

Two bellinis, chicken parmesan and a bottle of champagne later, Elvee got down on one knee at Carraba’s with all my friends there and proposed!!!  Can you believe it? 

Still doing it.  Can’t believe it.  Life is strange. 

Today my buddy, Scott, had to bury his puppy, Cassius.  He was hit by a car and whoever hit him did not stop to tell anyone.  He had to find out from the dead animal pick up people.  My heart is broken in a thousand pieces for him.  Rest in peace, sweet little face. 

I can’t believe we are actually going to do this.  Get married, I mean.  It’s weird. 

In other news, I feel 1005% better than I did this time two weeks ago.  I still have icky looking x-rays but apparently I will for six months or so.  Pnuemonia don’t play. 

I got a new digital camera as well, so be prepared.  You know how much I liked to photograph myself with just that crappy web cam.  Imagine the possibilities now with a self timer.  I will take requests.

Anyway, I have made 5 CD’s for the wedding favors, only 35 more to go.  I also have a list about five pages long of things to finish doing.  Don’t get married and have a wedding, world.  It’s truly a pain in the ass. 

So, really I feel about 1000% better than I did last week which is a relief cause I almost cancelled the wedding out of fear that I just wouldn’t be able to do it all.  I feel better everyday and if these allergies would go away, I’d be nearly perfect.  I got my ring home from the jewelry store finally.  I still can’t wear it though.  We agreed that I would only wearing it once we got married.  I can’t stop looking at it.  It’s so beautiful.  I still have tons of stuff to accomplish before the big day and it’s driving me batty.  It’ll all get done, I guess.  I just don’t even want to start.  The wedding is only 13 days away, if you can believe that.  That’s soon.  So, I’m off to make my mom’s gift and make the wedding favors. 

Today my friend had her baby girl.  She is 22 inches and 9 pounds, 6 ounces.  Welcome to the world, Hadley Reese.  You are so beautiful. 

The day after the wedding, we were all going to go to this neat place on the lake to eat and watch the sunset.  It’s one of the best views of the lake in all of Austin.  Well, last night it got hit by lightning and burned to the freaking ground.  Wow, what’s up with my kharma?