Ever have a friend that was just complete poison? Brought you down no matter what? Well I’ve been dealing with a friend like that for about two years and I have FINALLY decided to just view her as the crazy person that she is and get her out of my life for good. We had a talk a few days ago just like we have numerous times in our short friendship and at first I thought maybe this was worth hanging on to, but I now realize that there is no way I can deal with it anymore.

This girl is CRAZY. Like for real and it would take me days to tell you about all the insanity that is this person. I know I’m crazy and I take medicine for it. She is the type that is in total denial and everything in life is everyone else’s fault. She also constantly needs these insane “favors”. For example, can you go up to your computer and look up a phone number for me because “my phone won’t dial information”. Uh-huh, sure. I think that she actually lies so much that she even believes her lies.

I thought long and hard before posting this because I knew she’d probably read it (more on that in a minute) and I didn’t want to stir things up. However, like I’ve said before, this is my personal journal. Yes, it’s public but you don’t have to read it. Click the x in the corner and get out. I don’t mention names very often and when I do, it’s usually something good. So, here is the long and insane story of the demise of a friendship.

She has been emailing me for about two weeks or so asking me to come over. I seriously have not had time. She is very time consuming and if I do go over, she will keep me there for hours. She generally will not talk on the phone and so I have to go over there. She expects alot of a person to be her friend. I am not that type. If I see you, cool. If not, I’m not mad. We’ll catch up eventually. Well, she takes it personally and will call and call and call and email and email until I finally give in under the guilt that she will put me through. So, as you all know, the month of August has not been good to me and I’ve had a rough time. Not only that, I’m trying to get my workouts on track and I have to make that a committment like I would any other thing in my life. I can’t treat it like oh well, I can go tomorrow. So, the other day I get an email about how important it is that she see me and could I please find the time to come over cause she’s been very “patient with me” and she needs to talk to me about something VERY IMPORTANT. So, I’m thinking she has a deadly disease or something is terribly wrong. I call her that instant and go over. I spend the first hour or so catching her up on my life lately cause she won’t talk on the phone to me so she has no clue about any of the crazy stuff that has been going on. Then I ask her to tell me what she needed to tell me.

Here it goes. She has been mad at me since April and has composed a list of things that she needs to confront me on. First off, she got up at 5am and took three hours to read my blog all the way back since day one a year and a half ago. She has pages and pages printed out with side notes that she needs to ask about. Things like, “is this post about her?”, “why did I mention these friends by name and not her in this post?” (um because you told me to never mention by name on my blog, that’s why.) Freak. Anyway, so I go ahead and explain each and every one. Then, she tells me how she has noticed in my blog how a year ago I was so nice and now I am just a nasty person. FUCK YOU. How’s that for nasty? Again, this is my journal and I will say what I damn well please here. There was also the time that she called me and I answered the phone “what?” Could that maybe have been because she called me fifty times the day before my out of town guests were coming for my wedding and she was running two hours late to come get something from me and I was sick of her crap? There were probably ten things on her “list” that involved my wedding, including the fact that a guy she doesn’t like was invited to MY WEDDING.

Anyway, rant over. I’m leaving out so many more insane details but I can’t even think about this anymore. My life will be so much more peaceful without this person in it.

Good riddance and if you ever wonder why you don’t have any female friends and your in-laws hate you, you can be well aware that this is JUST PART of why. You can try to act like these are things that are of your choosing, but we both know that isn’t true. Oh, and your brother is the worst waiter I’ve ever had in my life. I would love that $25.00 tip back.