I just went and did Mystic Tan. Remember, this weekend my pal is coming to visit from Louisiana and we are going out on the town. So, Mystic Tan really is kind of scary. It’s really loud and the spray stinks and it’s spraying all in your face and up your nose and you can’t breathe. It’s kind of like a human drive through car wash. I’m not really tan right now, but tomorrow morning I will be like 5 shades darker. Like Diablo Cody (former blogger) once said on the topic, “I’ll go to bed Sandra Huxtable and wake up Rudy.”

On another topic of no interest to anyone but me, I quit taking the pill, remember? And I have been tracking my cycle cause I don’t want to be a baby mama yet and that mofo period of mine is so exactly to the day on time, it’s not even funny. Weird.