JANUARY: The boy had to go to rehab for four months. He could only leave to go to work and then he had to go right back. He went in on January 18 and got out on May 12. This month I had major anal bleeding and had to go to the doctor for tests.
FEBRUARY: Had sex with the boy on the sneak and had a cyst on my ovary rupture. Worst pain ever. A week later, I had a colonoscopy to make sure all this pain wasn’t somehow related. Found out I just have a “sluggish colon.” Got my first job as a paralegal with some super folks.
MARCH: Decided that we would get married and quit playing house. Started planning our wedding. Also started obsessing about American Idol.
APRIL: Lissa’s baby shower thrown by me, Little B, and Tracy. I turned 29. Sent out the wedding invitations.
MAY: My wedding shower thrown by my bestest gal pals, Tracy and Lissa. It was so awesome. Got my Holga camera and my love for photography began. Got pneumonia and had to be hospitalized for three days. Three weeks before my wedding. Dude.
JUNE: Elvee proposed to me two days before the wedding in front of all my friends. It was so special. Then, we got married two days later. Our wedding was so fun and casual and everyone really loved it.
JULY: Started working out with a trainer and got awesome results. Started the crazy hormonal hysteria fits and got into a fight with my bestest friend. I can be such an ass.
AUGUST: Went through three jobs this month all in a quest to be a real paralegal. Law offices are very hard to deal with. Hurricane Katrina came down and ruined the city that will always have my heart. Thank God my parents came out okay. Broke up with the most poisonous friend in the world. Thank God.
SEPTEMBER: Started another job working for another group of freaking psychos that would eventually find out about my blog and stalk me through email. Thank God I know more about them than computers. It wasn’t hard to figure out. Dumbasses. Got off of birth control pills and have felt alot better since. Apparently being on synthetic hormones for fifteen years can be bad for you.
OCTOBER: Quit working for the Law Office of Travis Williamson and his psycho wife, Kelly. Decided that maybe this law office shit isn’t all it’s cracked up to be and started my training to become a teacher.
NOVEMBER: Got a job with a corporation in the legal department and I could not ask for a better job. It’s only a temporary contract though. Started participating in HNT and caused quite a stir around my house.
DECEMBER: Decided that I want a different house. Found one and now we are moving into a cute one story. Have spent all month buying things for it and fixing it up. Took a trip to Louisiana for the first time together with my new husband. Very big deal since they are racist freaks down in South LA and my husband is black/American Indian. Everyone was very nice and treated him just like family though.

The end. I hope 2006 is a little less drama filled. Then again, look at who you are dealing with here.