Okay, so me, Little Brian, and Tracy have this game where we tell each other the celebrities that we think we may or may not have seen here in Austin. It’s like the dumbiest game ever but it cracks us up. Plus, you know celebrities don’t look like themselves in real life, so anything is possible. Here is the latest roundup:
Brian saw Julia Childs at the convenient store. Yeah, we know she’s dead. She apparently isn’t so much for the cooking now that she’s a corpse. She was getting a Big Gulp. He also saw Ted Kennedy driving around town in an F-150. I thought he had drivers that did that for him, but he probably drank all his loot away and couldn’t afford them anymore.

Tracy saw Britney Spears schlepping tortillas at Chuy’s. Now, that’s low. Even for Ms. Spears’ standards. She also saw Danny Bonaduce at the mall the other day just walking around.

Tonight I saw Napoleon Dynamite’s grandma at the grocery store. She was picking out produce. Her t-shirt had Jesus on it.