Holy shit.

Everything I own is in my garage right now. I don’t know what is where.

Moved into the new house. Pretty much. We moved all of the big stuff Friday night. We were up until 5am. Dawn doesn’t do 5am. So, the next day we were both pretty much worthless. Cedar was at an all time high and we both felt so sick. So, no moving got done. We vowed that we would get up early Sunday and get it all done. Well, it rained all day yesterday. So, we start arguing about it because that boy would stay on the sofa 24 hours a day if I would let him and I go move over the computer (so that Time Warner could connect the internet today), some clothes, and some bathroom products. There is still SO MUCH freaking crap to move though. All the kitchen stuff, the boxes from the office, the curtains, everything in the garage and attic. So, it looks like we’ll be doing it all week and again this coming weekend.

The dogs aren’t sure what to make of the new place. They have been sleeping like shit and so I sleep like shit.

Why do people ever move? Seriously. It’s the worst shit ever. We should be done by Sunday. More from me then.

In case you are all tiring of see pics of the house, I have started a collection of the pics and will keep adding them as I do more work. Check it out if you are interested. I’ll also add a link on the sidebar. The password is cajun if it asks for one.

I had not done this in a while and I was laughing outloud in my office about it. I went through my webstats search phrases on how people found me. I bet that made for alot of disappointed folks when they were looking for “alot of pussy” and got me. So, here are a few favorites:

I am selling yet another item on ebay. Go ahead and laugh at how ridiculous it seems, but you can only get them in Texas and they are selling like hotcakes on ebay. Um, hotcakes.

Ashley Anne, whose comment I deleted from the previous pics of the house post, had this to say:

Almost miniscule changes, nice but hardly noticable at all! LOL Don’t go into a career of interior decorating. I think I could have made all those changes with a $50 spending limit. Also if you do “before” and “after” photos you should take them all from the same angle and same area of a room. Some of these photos almost look as if you took them from another angle to make it look like there was more of a change. Not meant to be a dig just thought it would have been nice to see images of the same area of the room looking drastically better.

I love how people leave comments like this with fake name and fake webpage names. Sweetie, you could not have done any of this on a $50 budget. I doubt you even have $50. So Sweet Little Miss Ashley Anne, suck it.

More pics in the extended entry. (more…)

My husband combs his hair out into a mini fro before he cuts it. Is it just me or does he resemble the Rock in Be Cool?

THE ROCK:

MY HUSBAND:

I am slowly coming out of this funk. The stress that moving brings over me is just overwhelming. I know that no one likes to move, but it seriously does something nasty to me. I hate for my things and my life to be disorganized.

I am just so overwhelmed with the feeling to run away and hide for a long long time. I hate days like this. They happen far too often.

Where is there room for me? There isn’t. Trust me. This is a king sized bed.

Okay, background story on the item that I have just listed on ebay. In college, I had a Diamond Shamrock gas card and I would buy people beer to do me favors and buy them cartons of cigarettes for being the designated driver. That sort of shit with my parents’ money. See, they only gave me so much money each week to live on because I hardly ever had a job in college so I was forced to get creative with the Diamond Shamrock credit card. Anyway, I would get these little offers in the mail for different things and the one that caught my attention was the Holy Herd. It was a huge Ark and all the animals and even some unicorns and at the very end of your bi-monthly shipments of God’s creatures, you would receive Mr. and Mrs. Noah. Well, sign me up! So Mom caught on to this one because it was a regular bi-monthly charge of some ungodly amount like $40. She made me stop receiving my animals two by two and so I ended up with like a petting zoo of crappy animals cause you don’t start getting the good animals until the end. Unicorns, dead last. Anyway, I was supposed to buy them all later and complete my set. Yeah. So, here is the Holy Herd in all its glory. Feel free to bid or just make fun of me for having it. Either way.

Is never lost on me. Last night we noticed that I had a flat on my truck. So, I decide since Elvee is going to be in Vegas for the next couple of days with his work that I’ll just use his truck until I feel like sitting at the tire place. So on the way to work this morning, I get a freaking blow out in his damn truck. I mean, what are the odds? At least my tow truck guy that AAA sent was funny as hell. He couldn’t get the tire off and so he was backing up and doing Karate moves on it.

Tonight UT is playing USC in the Rose Bowl. Hook em! We love our Longhorns here.

In other news, I have decided to find a new home for my 10 year old kitty. Please refrain from the hate mail. I am doing what’s in her best interest. The dogs totally bully her around and I am so scared that they might hurt her. She basically just lives in the upstairs of our house and cannot go outside or play in the sunlight by the windows like she would love to do. I hate to see her confined to one room. Once we move into a one story house, she would have to interact with the dogs alot more. As it is now, I know if they go upstairs that they are messing with her. In a one story, I’ll have no real way to know if she is safe at all times. It really sucks that I have to do this and I am feeling shitty about it, but I can’t see any other choice. I have found a really neat lady that wants her and I checked all her references and everyone has great things to say about her.

Is there a Home Depot or Lowe’s rehab? If so, I need to check in ASAP. I’m up to a $20/day habit. I go to different ones now because the people at one are starting to recognize me. I’m in deep, people, deep.

Before and after pics of the progress that we have made so far on the house in the extended entry. (more…)