Okay, background story on the item that I have just listed on ebay. In college, I had a Diamond Shamrock gas card and I would buy people beer to do me favors and buy them cartons of cigarettes for being the designated driver. That sort of shit with my parents’ money. See, they only gave me so much money each week to live on because I hardly ever had a job in college so I was forced to get creative with the Diamond Shamrock credit card. Anyway, I would get these little offers in the mail for different things and the one that caught my attention was the Holy Herd. It was a huge Ark and all the animals and even some unicorns and at the very end of your bi-monthly shipments of God’s creatures, you would receive Mr. and Mrs. Noah. Well, sign me up! So Mom caught on to this one because it was a regular bi-monthly charge of some ungodly amount like $40. She made me stop receiving my animals two by two and so I ended up with like a petting zoo of crappy animals cause you don’t start getting the good animals until the end. Unicorns, dead last. Anyway, I was supposed to buy them all later and complete my set. Yeah. So, here is the Holy Herd in all its glory. Feel free to bid or just make fun of me for having it. Either way.