I had not done this in a while and I was laughing outloud in my office about it. I went through my webstats search phrases on how people found me. I bet that made for alot of disappointed folks when they were looking for “alot of pussy” and got me. So, here are a few favorites:
“cajun pussy” I have one and it can’t be much different than, say, Alaskan pussy.
“broken toe” I don’t currently have one. *knock on wood*
“I love to shave my legs” Me too. Don’t worry. This is a good thing.
“married pussy” Yeah, I have one of those too.
“wonderful pussy” Isn’t it all pretty wonderful?
“toy weed wacker” It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt with the toy weed wacker.
“calories in pussy” None. It’s the new diet craze! Eat more pussy, lose more pounds. Win,win. Spread the word.
“timid tinkler” Yes, sadly I am one. I cannot pee if there are people within a 200 foot radius of me.
“cheesecake factory macaroni and cheese balls” OH GOD, yes. You have not lived until you have had them.
“hide pussy” Okay. I put on pants. Pussy hidden.
“cajun racist” This is like searching for a dog puppy. They are one in the same. Trust me. I come from New Orleans. For every 1 person that isn’t racist, there are 700 that are.
“weenie dog wallet” That is just wrong. Do you want one made from a weenie dog or one that has a weenie dog screen printed on it? Either way. Wrong.
“why i hate humans” I don’t have a direct answer for that one. I vote for all the breathing and eating they do.
“google bot ding dong” They have ding dongs!?!!
“left handed headache cajun” Right handed stomach ache polish. Do you see how pointless this search phrase is yet?
“cajun restuarant decor” Let me set the scene for you. Wood paneling on the walls. Folding tables and chairs. Maybe a deer hanging on the wall or an Aunt Jemima doll collection. Oh and let’s not forget the requisite alligator head.
“how preppy are you really?” Unless yoga pants and old navy t-shirts count as preppy, then I would have to say not very preppy.
“she just screamed at me irrational” She does that alot.
“toe sex” No way. Are you serious?
“why am i so clumsy” There are no answers for this one other than like myself, you must be a genius!
“what can i put in my pussy” Um, lots of things really. Not many of them are recommended. Maybe you want to carry your lipstick or your keys in there. If you exercised it enough, it’s possible.
“why did cocaine make my nose red” For the very same reason that it made you go look up why cocaine made your nose red. You were wide the fuck awake and no one was left to hang with and you started looking up stupid shit on the Internet. Cocaine is dumb and so your nose is red.
“i hate kayla” Me too. Dude, who’s Kayla? Why do we hate her again?
“bellybutton perfume” It’s called soap and water.
“pussy on a stick” I’ve had sausage on a stick, so why not?
I love these. They make me laugh every time.
Are you using a certain webstat program to get this?
Comment by Mel — January 13, 2006 @ 12:30 am
*giggles*
Comment by deadly female — January 13, 2006 @ 8:02 am
LOL! I get some of the weirdest searches too. I had a lot of hits for naked Kirstie Allie photos for a while. Strange indeed.
Comment by CheekyMoo — January 16, 2006 @ 9:18 am