Seriously. What does yours do that makes you INSANE?
1. He leaves one cheese wrapper or candy wrapper on top of the counter that is located right above the kitchen trash.
2. He will wash two items of clothes when there is plenty enough to make a whole load in the hamper. Then, he puts them on gentle cycle because it’s faster. He’s not even waiting for the clothes so that makes no sense. His clothes are dirty enough for the heavy cycle, trust me.
3. He leaves the back door open for Mazzy to come in and out of because he gets tired of having to open the door for her. I literally have to vacuum everyday because she tracks in dirt. I have told him at least once a day everyday to not do this. He still does it.
4. He currently has 6 pairs of shoes in the garage because he is too lazy to bring them inside and put them in the closet.
5. He wears shoes around the house. This is so ridiculous. He will get up and get dressed and put on shoes to sit around the house. I cannot understand this for the life of me. Shoes make the already messed up carpet even worse.
6. He leaves all the doors to the bedrooms open. Mazzy is kind of destructive and you never know what she is going to tear up. I don’t want her in the guest room because it’s the only room untouched by dog and I like it that way. I don’t want her in the bedroom because she has no business laying on top of our comforter. Not only that, she goes in my bathroom and pulls things out of the trash. These are just simple things to owning dogs and he will not help me in any way.
Oh, girl, how much space do you have??? (I’m not married, but I shack up, does that matter?)
1) He leaves his dishes in the sink…TWO FEET to the right of the dishwasher.
2) Throws trash (potato skins, meat fat, uneaten side dishes) in the sink along with the dishes.
3) Throws clothes ON TOP of or IN FRONT of the laundry sorter instead of actually sorting them. Also, uses the $1000 massage chair I got him for Christmas as a hamper.
4) He drips dry when getting out of the hot tub or shower. There are puddles of water EVERYWHERE.
5) Calls the dogs to lay on the bed with him at night, causing our bed to smell like dog and my comforter to be brown and dingy instead of pretty and blue like it was when I bought it.
6) He throws trash from his car INTO THE YARD instead of putting it in the trash can. He gets pissy if I do this.
7) Tells me to get off of MY LAPTOP so he can check the NASCAR page instead of walking his lazy ass upstairs to use the other computer. (I generally tell him to kiss my ass)
8) He will go commando rather than do a load of laundry so he can have some clean underwear(see also: #3-not sorting laundry)
I could go on but I feel as though I may be hogging your blog.
And I want to marry this clown? Pfftttt!
Comment by kristie — April 11, 2006 @ 10:01 am
I don’t think it matters which one you pick, they all do something like this. Why though? Just why?
Comment by Dawn — April 11, 2006 @ 11:41 am
pretty much all of the above….. including attempting to control every aspect of my life
But you and I both know I have a better person to talk about 
Ask me this question in 5 years ok? lol
Comment by Mel — April 12, 2006 @ 1:33 pm