Oh, the gross stories I could tell you. Well, this will go under the TMI category. Ever do something so heinously disgusting that you cannot fucking believe it just happened to you? I just had one of those moments. I have been doing Ovulation Predictor pee sticks everyday to see if and when I am ovulating. I’m trying to plan ahead here. Anyway, so I pee on the stupid thing and then I carefully put the little cap back on and clean it off with toilet paper so I can wait for the results. Well, just now I put the cap back on and PISS splashed up on my face and in my mo fuckin eye. I pissed in my own eye. The hell?