He is so cute….

then, chomp!

1. Had to go to the dentist yesterday for some work. I’m changing all my silver filings over to white. My silver ones are pretty old. Anyway, the hygentist recommended the Sonicare toothbrush and I went and got one. Oh my God, it rocks. Totally rocks. I got the cheapest model (79.99 - 20% off Bed Bath and Beyond coupon) and it is still awesome. My teeth feel so smooth.
2. This was the best dentist I’ve ever been to. I didn’t even feel the numbing shot that they give you. I have a huge phobia of dentists and this was a piece of cake.
3. The Hills Have Eyes is gory but not the scariest movie I’ve ever seen like people made it out to be. It was okay.
4. I’ve been laying out in the real sun and damn, it feels good. Such a prettier color compared to the tanning bed.

I told them that I keep good records of who is coming here and how often. That won’t look very good for them.

5/23 - ALL THE SAME IP ADDRESS (Austin, TX):
*12:54pm - 15 minutes
*3:18pm - 2 minutes
*5:02pm - 4.25 hours
*5:35pm - 30 minutes
****BLOCKED THEM****
DIFFERENT IP THAT NIGHT (Austin, TX) (Looking at the same posts over and over):
*9:39pm - 18 page views

5/24 - SAME IP FROM NIGHT BEFORE (Austin, TX)
*8:37am - 2 minutes

5/26 - Blocked address from above attempts to access site 2 times at 10:23am.
NEW IP ADDRESS (San Marcos, TX):
*10:30am - 15 minutes

5/27 - IP ADDRESS FROM San Marcos, TX:
*9:29pm - 2 and a half hours

5/28 - IP ADDRESS FROM San Marcos, TX:
*11:50am
****BLOCKED THEM****
DIFFERENT IP FROM San Marcos, TX:
* 11:55am
****BLOCKED THEM****
DIFFERENT IP INSIDE COMPANY THAT I RECOGNIZE NAME OF:
*12:30PM
****BLOCKED THEM****

Don’t say I never gave you anything, Internets.

1. We call this shit dip because it looks like shit but it is by far the yummiest thing I’ve ever had in the dip category.

1 onion
1 1.5-2 lbs. ground beef
1 roll of Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage
2-1 pound boxes of Velveeta (get one regular and one Mexican mild)
2 cans cream of mushroom soup
1 small can of diced black olives
1 can of Rotel diced tomatoes

Cook the onions and the meat together. Drain. Then add all the other ingredients and melt over low heat or in a crock pot.

Eat with tortilla chips!

2. Strawberry Angelfood Cake

1 large packet of strawberry jello
1 large package of frozen strawberries
1 angelfood cake
8 oz. carton of cool whip

Mix Jello with 2 cups boiling water and add frozen berries and stir until it jells. Tear cake into pieces and put in a 9×13 pan. Pour Jello mixture over and chill for a couple of hours. Serve with Cool Whip. I fold the cool whip in with the cake once it’s completely chilled. Yum.

The elements that must be proved to establish defamation are:

1. a publication to one other than the person defamed;
2. a false statement of fact;
3. that is understood as

a. being of and concerning the plaintiff; and
b. tending to harm the reputation of plaintiff.

4. If the plaintiff is a public figure, he or she must also prove actual malice.

A public figure must show “actual malice” — that you published with either knowledge of falsity or in reckless disregard for the truth. This is a difficult standard for a plaintiff to meet.

Seriously people, am I that damn interesting that I end up with folks in my life that can’t stay the fuck off my blog when they have no business being here? Go get a life, quit being an infant and no, it’s not all about you. I have a little program that can tell me who visits and when they visit. Neat, huh? And if you spend seven hours on my site, you need to get a fucking life. I wouldn’t think that YOU would even care but my blog stats say differently. FUCK OFF. Seriously.

UPDATE: If you think this is about you, it probably isn’t. It is about one specific group of people that are nosing around here for no good reason. They know exactly who they are.

Remember this post where I told you about me giving up my free credit for him to get a new Razor phone? Yeah, well here it is now after he dropped it off a friend’s balcony.

Dear Baby Bunnyhead,

It’s official. We love you immensly now. You are the craziest little clown. You weigh 26 whopping pounds now. That’s up from 12 pounds when we first brought you home. I guess that is what happens when your diet consists of chicken and rice three times a day.

You’re not very sweet and cuddly. I think that has something to do with the testosterone. Don’t fret, little pup, you are getting your balls snipped in exactly one month. Maybe they will let me keep them in a little jar so I can remind you of how has all the power. Too bad I can’t do that with Papa.

I would say that you are 80% potty trained. You go and wait by the door but you don’t make a sound so if we don’t respond fast enough, you go on the floor. We’re making progress though. Oh, and you bite. You bite my pants leg, you bite my hair, you bite the broom. I don’t know how it is that you know that I am sweeping, but you will come from across the house to eat that damn broom.

You bark and bark and bark at Roo for him to play with you. He sometimes does and you run all around him at a frantic pace. He eventually tires of you and nips at you. Then, you tire yourself out and fall asleep. You kick your little feet and snore and growl in your sleep. It’s so cute.

Love you so much, Konzie.

Love,

Mama

Right, Internets?

I think that I have a few new readers and I would hate to bore them to death. I need my edge back. Did I ever have an edge or did I imagine that?

New job is pretty okay. Learning alot about the field of law that I didn’t know before. Now I’m even more weirded out about people getting married. People are really mean to their spouses when it comes time for divorce. Oh, the stories that I am held to strict confidentiality to not tell that I could tell you!

Oh God, I forgot to update you on my neighbors. They cut their grass!!! And moved their trash can up by their house. That part only lasted a day and they only cut the front yard, but hey! it’s a start.

I have a new confusion for using it’s/its. For some reason here lately, I cannot figure out what is right and what is wrong. When did I become grammatically retarded?

Oh, and this is pretty funny.